PHONE SEX NUMBERS:
Tips and Hints for the
Best Phone Sex Experience

If you've never called a phone sex line before, or if you've only called for phone sex a few times,
just the thought of picking up the phone can be intimidating - even a little bit scary.
Just like anything else, though, once you've done it a few times you get better at it.
And as you do, you realize there's nothing to worry about - getting a great call is easy - and of course, a lot more satisfying!
Here are some hints and tips to help you become a phone sex expert.

PHONE SEX TIPS: BEFORE YOU CALL

• Choose a comfortable spot where you'll make your call. You may want to pick the couch or the bed, you may be more comfortable in your favorite chair. Nothing will destroy the moment more quickly than a leg cramp or a suddenly sore back. Also, be sure that you've got enough time set aside for your call, and that no one will disturb you. Shut the drapes, turn off cell phones, pagers or anything else that could interrupt.
• Before you call, be sure that your credit card is next to the phone - it'll help you to take care of the details quickly, so you can get to the phone sex. Don't worry, all of your personal information is kept strictly private and your financial information is never kept, or made available to anyone.
• Give some thought to the type of lady and kind of phone sex experience you want, and then choose the right number to call. (Printing out the full phone sex number list here will make it easy.) This way, you'll be sure to quickly be connected with the receptionist who can set up the exact type of phone sex you're after. And it will also heighten your anticipation - just choosing the number and getting ready to call is exciting. That excitement that doesn't even cost you a cent.
• Also, give a little thought to the type of phone sex girl, woman, Mistress or Domme that you're looking for - what she should look like, sound like, and most importantly, what she'll do on the call. That will also help the receptionist choose the right person for your call. Again, more anticipation and free excitement.
• Almost ready, but don't make the call yet. First, be sure you have everything you might need during the call: a drink, kleenex and lube, a clock to keep track of the time you've spent on your call. Make sure it's right next to you when you call; there's nothing worse than getting distracted because you forgot your water or kleenex. You may also want something to look at during the call (photos, a DVD, a website) to help make your experience even better.

PHONE SEX TIPS: DURING THE CALL

• When you're on the call, please don't be afraid to spell out your fantasies for the receptionist and phone sex girls, in as much detail as possible. The more information you give them, the easier it is for them to satisfy you - in every way. The true beauty of no limits, anything goes phone sex is that no one will be embarassed or be taken by surprise - the receptionists and operators are very experienced and you won't catch them off guard or shock them, no matter how mainstream or how taboo your fantasies may be.
• Remember, you're a customer, calling for a service. That means the people on the other end of the phone want to speak with you, want to make you comfortable, and want to make you happy. There's no reason to be embarassed or scared to talk about anything on your mind. They want to hear it - and most of them will be almost as excited as you, to hear it. As the customer, you should be comfortable while you're on the phone. No one is judging - they're just trying to give you the very best phone sex experience possible. Relas and let them do their job for you.
• If you're looking to save money (and who isn't, these days?!) ask your receptionist about flat rate calls. You can buy a ten minute, thirty minute or sixty minute call for a lower rate than paying by the minute; very often, it's worth it.
• Once in a while, a call can get off track. It's unusual, but occasionally it can happen. If you find yourself in that situation, don't get upset. Remember, you're the customer, and remind the lady what you wanted to do or talk about. And if you discover you're not having a good time on the call, immediately ask to be returned to the receptionist. She'll gladly find you a different lady who'll make you happy. Your satisfaction is guaranteed.
• Most importantly, let yourself be excited and relaxed. Phone sex is one of the best, stress-free sexual releases you'll ever experience, with no pressure and no one keeping score. Everyone involved is just aiming for a happy ending - enjoy it!

PHONE SEX TIPS: AFTER THE CALL

• You may be tempted to roll over and take a nap after your call, but take a minute or two to clean up The last thing you want is for someone to unexpectedly walk in on you while you're enjoying the afterglow, and ruin the experience.
• Many people find it helpful to keep a notebook, recording the number they called, the name of the girl they spoke with, the length of the call, and so on. It can help with your phone sex budgeting - but even more, it can help you keep track of the best phone sex experiences you've had. Repeat calls are much easier if you can quickly find the number and name of the girl who gave you a terrific experience!